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Do You Wanna Build a…

Winter art project.

Tommy: Just saying “diarrhea” is terrifying.

Run, Rudolph Run by Chuck Berry came on. Tommy: Is this the second Rudolph song? Like after he became a star?

Maggie runs into the kitchen. Clears throat. “Mama, I want to have a [sings] TEA PARTAY!!”

Sometimes it’s all in the delivery. I wish I had a camera on her all morning today. She’s on a roll.

Maggie: Mama, do you love when I help you cook or hate it?
Me: I LOVE you!
Maggie: So…you hate it?

Maggie: Mama, do you know what I want? [no. What?] I don’t know.

Maggie: If I get married I’ll definitely invite you to my wedding.

#elfontheshelf #willitblend #blendtec

Tommy: Sometimes you poop your fruit of the spirit out and that’s not good. Right?

Maggie, “praying”: JESUS, GIVE US ANOTHER GIRL BABY!
[then in the voice of Jesus] Don’t even worry about it!

Then she composed and performed a song to that effect.