Bedtime Stream of Consciousness

Maggie:
Wait wait wait wait wait. I’m confused about Jesus.
Was he a baby when he came out or a huma…a grown up?

What’s a pussycat?

[Me: Maggie, lie down.] her: I can’t! …Because I don’t want to.

How can I see with these eyes that are just white and brown? Does anybody have pink eyes? I wish I had pink eyes.

Do you know what a hootenanny is?

Is there a way to go to sleep? There’s got to be a cure for that. Tell me. Teeeelllll. Meeeeee!!!!

Do you know who Bethlehem is?