Tommy: I STILL don’t have a youtube channel. What should I call it? How about The Lost Diamond? Can you make that? I’m ready to post my first video. But how will people find me? Oh, I know. Post it on Facebook. That’s the magic key.

Surprising no one but a seven-year-old, TheLostDiamond was not available as a user name. Nor were PartyGuy, PartyDude, SparklySpider, HaloReach, and BullsEye. However, SevenYearOldLuchador, BlackMixingBoard, StringyStringySpiderweb and ForgottenLegos WERE all available.