Naughty/Nice

Quote

MAGGIE’S XMAS LIST
My little ponies
Barbies
Equestria girls
Palace pets
My own lantern
Umbrella
Mandolin
Bows made by mama
A whole Elsa collection of stuff
New socks, pants, shirts, dresses
“New pairs of underwears (it all rhymes!)
There’s just sooooOOOooOoOOoo much I want for Christmas. Do you have any ideas of stuff I might want for Christmas? Oh oh oh oh and you know the Palace Pet app? I want a new Palace Pet.”

TOMMY’S XMAS LIST
Minecraft (or any) Legos
iTunes gift card
Chinese playmobil figures
A banana
Anything with a marble

Dream Big, Kids

Quote

Tommy: When I grow up, I want to be a movie maker. If they haven’t thought of Lego Movie 2 by then, I’ll make that. Or Incredibles 2. I’ll be like the next Disney or something.

Maggie: I want to be an inventor. But all girls probably want to be inventors. Except Rebekah wants to be a princess.

Tommy: THAT’S not gonna happen.

Bedtime Stream of Consciousness

Quote

Maggie:
Wait wait wait wait wait. I’m confused about Jesus.
Was he a baby when he came out or a huma…a grown up?

What’s a pussycat?

[Me: Maggie, lie down.] her: I can’t! …Because I don’t want to.

How can I see with these eyes that are just white and brown? Does anybody have pink eyes? I wish I had pink eyes.

Do you know what a hootenanny is?

Is there a way to go to sleep? There’s got to be a cure for that. Tell me. Teeeelllll. Meeeeee!!!!

Do you know who Bethlehem is?