Bathroom! Please! Can’t I just go to the bathroom without someone yelling for me and then having a meltdown because I didn’t answer? I’m just talking pee here. I KNOW it’s too much to ask for a legit poop break.
Maggie: Mama, does Minnie live with Mickey?
Maggie: I don’t like all the mixed up food smells in the fridge. Do you?
The Little Liusers love Jim Gaffigan. Tommy told me he dreamed about him last night. In the dream, JG was doing tricks on a water fountain. Then a girl came out and did better tricks.
I was listening to Gaffigan’s audio book Dad Is Fat and Maggie asked “is that guy real? I want to meet him.” Or maybe she meant she wanted to meet his kids. She kind of mumbled at the end.
Tommy: can I get a haircut the morning we leave for meema’s house? I want to look handsome and charming.
Tommy: for some reason, when you’re a teenager, you text a lot.
I’m not going to write a letter to Santa. He’s not even real. If he was real, why don’t people go up there and check it out. There’s probably just raw fish there.
Tommy read three of those tiny books today. (with a generous amount of help but still) so exciting.
I tried to get him to read to Maggie, but she wouldn’t have it. Said she could read it herself. :sigh:
Also, he packed her a morning snack before he went to bed.