Tommy: how many British accents are there? Are we using an accent right now? I thought William Shakespeare was British. Would you like to meet a rocket raccoon? First of all, he’s a raccoon. Second, he has a gun. And he has an English accent.
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Maple Leaf State
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Tommy: Canada is the best state.
Tommy: when I grow up, I’m probably gonna own a shop named Flea Market.
Maggie: and I’m gonna own one named Magic. And sell aaaaalll kinds of unicorns.
Tommy: The thing I like about Canada is that our friends are there. And I like their flag.
Poems
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By Tommy
Feb 12, 2014
Elephant
I had an elephant
That pooped and pooped and pooped
I got rid of it and it came back and it
Pooped and pooped and pooped
Blankets
I got a blanket and poked a hole in it.
The feathers flew away.
I got another one and it did the same thing.
And then I got another one and mommy poked a hole in it.
The end
Predestination
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Maggie : Jesus gets to pick what I’m going to be when I grow up
Milestone
Tommy read three of those tiny books today. (with a generous amount of help but still) so exciting.
I tried to get him to read to Maggie, but she wouldn’t have it. Said she could read it herself. :sigh:
Also, he packed her a morning snack before he went to bed.
Cleaning methodology by gender
Today, Maggie insisted on taking her doll and stroller to the park with us. She kept us updated along the walk as to the baby’s status. As we started home, the baby had a situation wherein she puked on herself. “oh no, guys,” Maggie solemnly announced. “baby threw up on herself.” I asked if we needed to stop and clean her up. Tommy quickly offered his services. “I have a blower thing,” (making big sweeping motions with his arms). I’ll clean ‘er up!”
