{"id":399,"date":"2015-03-24T00:43:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T00:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2015-03-24T00:43:28","modified_gmt":"2015-03-24T00:43:28","slug":"getting-to-know-all-about-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Getting To Know All About You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy: Maggie, what do you know about me?<\/p>\n<p>Maggie: I know you love minecraft. I know you like to be on the iPad every day. I know you hate it when I bother you. I know you don&#8217;t wash your armpits.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tommy: One of those things isn&#8217;t true&#8230;sometimes when you bother me I kind of want you to. <span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">STOP!&nbsp;STOP!&nbsp;STOP!&nbsp;STOP!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy: Maggie, what do you know about me? Maggie: I know you love minecraft. I know you like to be on the iPad every day. I know you hate it when I bother you. I know you don&#8217;t wash your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=399\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-funny-kids","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}