{"id":355,"date":"2014-12-14T22:51:18","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T22:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=355"},"modified":"2014-12-16T21:52:08","modified_gmt":"2014-12-16T21:52:08","slug":"bedtime-stream-of-consciousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Stream of Consciousness"},"content":{"rendered":"

Maggie:
\nWait wait wait wait wait. I’m confused about Jesus.
\nWas he a baby when he came out or a huma…a grown up?<\/p>\n

What’s a pussycat?<\/p>\n

\n

[Me: Maggie, lie down.] her: I can’t! …Because I don’t want to.<\/p>\n

How can I see with these eyes that are just white and brown? Does anybody have pink eyes? I wish I had pink eyes.<\/p>\n

Do you know what a hootenanny is?<\/p>\n

Is there a way to go to sleep? There’s got to be a cure for that. Tell me. Teeeelllll. Meeeeee!!!!<\/p>\n

Do you know who Bethlehem is?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Maggie: Wait wait wait wait wait. I’m confused about Jesus. Was he a baby when he came out or a huma…a grown up? What’s a pussycat? [Me: Maggie, lie down.] her: I can’t! …Because I don’t want to. How can … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-funny-kids","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}