{"id":292,"date":"2014-11-22T04:59:30","date_gmt":"2014-11-22T04:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=292"},"modified":"2014-11-22T04:59:30","modified_gmt":"2014-11-22T04:59:30","slug":"bedtime-chatter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Chatter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie, jan 15, 2013<br \/>\n&#8220;Doggie wishes he could become human but he can&#8217;t. He likes you because he thinks you do good stuff. What if there was a magic thing that could turn doggie into a woman? That would be weird. He would bark like a woman. I want to be a Christian.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Tonight&#8217;s the night! Oh for Pete&#8217;s sake. How are we gonna do this?! This is a crazy night! It&#8217;s a crazy night today. Aaaaarrrggghh!&#8221;<br \/>\nMama when is it going to be morning? When is the rooster going to come up and make a sound? I want to go to the farm and see horsies. And ride one.<br \/>\n[furiously rubbing eyes] I&#8217;m not talking because I think it&#8217;s morning. I just don&#8217;t want to go to bed. But I&#8217;m never sleepy&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll wake up in the night and you won&#8217;t know where I&#8217;m going. I&#8217;ll just play and read&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie, jan 15, 2013 &#8220;Doggie wishes he could become human but he can&#8217;t. He likes you because he thinks you do good stuff. What if there was a magic thing that could turn doggie into a woman? That would be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=292\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-funny-kids","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":293,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}