{"id":120,"date":"2014-10-26T23:08:46","date_gmt":"2014-10-26T23:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2014-10-27T06:35:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-27T06:35:34","slug":"all-that-glitters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"All That Glitters"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tommy: I thought the Golden Gate Bridge would be gold but it’s red. I was like ‘oh.’<\/p>\n

[There is a gold bridge in Sacramento.] <\/p>\n

Maggie: is it MADE out of gold? <\/p>\n

[no. It’s just painted gold.]<\/p>\n

Maggie: oh. That’s not exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tommy: I thought the Golden Gate Bridge would be gold but it’s red. I was like ‘oh.’ [There is a gold bridge in Sacramento.] Maggie: is it MADE out of gold? [no. It’s just painted gold.] Maggie: oh. That’s not … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-funny-kids","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}