{"id":113,"date":"2014-10-26T04:48:57","date_gmt":"2014-10-26T04:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=113"},"modified":"2014-10-26T04:48:57","modified_gmt":"2014-10-26T04:48:57","slug":"not-if-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Not &#8220;if&#8221;. When."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie: What happens when me and Tommy&#8217;s parents die and we&#8217;re still kids? <\/p>\n<p>How can a birthday cake win?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie: What happens when me and Tommy&#8217;s parents die and we&#8217;re still kids? How can a birthday cake win?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-funny-kids","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliusers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}